Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Just in case you forgot

Germs are still out there. And they want you dead! Don't believe me? Check this out!

Yet another reason to use a waterproof, dustproof and germ-resistant keyboards and mice from Man & Machine.

Oh, and our keyboards aren't just germ-resistant they're also silent. Tired of hearing the clickity-clack of keyboards at work? Do you work in a place where silence is golden? Are you a librarian? Are you a superhero who lost his sight in an accident and gained heightened abilities in his other four senses, therefore the sound of people using their keyboards is louder than a caterwauling Celine Dion? Then you should buy one of our keyboards.

Are you Aquaman and do a lot of underwater home shopping? Are you an Elvis impersonator who likes to spend a lot of time in the bathtub eating entire buckets of fried chicken and playing online role-playing games? Then you need one of our keyboards because they're completely submersible.

Are you an obsessive-compulsive detective who lives in San Fransisco and solves crimes for the police department while trying to touch as few things as possible? Are you a reclusive billionaire who never leaves his penthouse apartment and wears kleenex boxes on his feet? Then you need one of our keyboards because they can be disinfected and cleaned quickly.

There's a million and one reasons to buy one of our keyboards. Check out the Man & Machine website to see our many fine wares.

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